24 June 2012

215 First Times



Pack a picnic basket and some strawberry wine, because we are taking you guys down to the riverside in our dad's pick-up truck so we can say things like, "Just the tip — just the tip." That's right, /reporters, it's first times and first fandoms for everybody! MK waxes poetic about her seduction by Moon Princess Magic and Pru confesses her tawdry assignation with the agents down in the basement of the FBI. 
 
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17 June 2012

214 50/50 Tropes


Double up on your popcorn this week folks, because MK, Pru, and The Hoyden take a journey of terrible discovery in the depths of your favorite (and least favorite) fanfic tropes. We cover everything from soulbonding to soulbonding with a mind meld, and detour in the land of magical ass babies and high school AUs along the way. If that sounds like your cup of tea, or perhaps you are just a keen fan of listening to auditory train wrecks, crank up the volume and settle in, because /report is always happy to serve.


10 June 2012

213 Summer TV





It's summer and obviously that means we're all going to sit inside and watch a tsunami of television, if MK has anything to say about it. This week we talk about the slate of upcoming USA and TNT shows that are finally returning to our warm embrace, dump on Common Law, share a duo of horrifying SLO entries (we're so sorry), and coin a new term to put into the /report dictionary. Everybody slap on some sunscreen and break out your Ray Bans, for your sun burns, and we are the auditory equivalent of a frozen treat.

3 June 2012

212 House MD series recap



You can go ahead and cross LUPUS off of your whiteboard because it's the /report House recap. Eight seasons, multiple break-ups, improbable levels of wonderfulness, stupidity, and gay later, the show finally ended last month. Come out of hiding and talk to us, guys. It can't hurt you anymore. 

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27 May 2012

112 The Good Wife





Get ready to feel sexually confused by Kalinda and emotionally gut-punched by Alicia because it's finally time for /report's all Good Wife all the time episode. If you've been overwhelmed with tortured, legal feelings since the season finale or stuck wondering which episode featuring Cary Agos high on shrooms you should watch, wonder no more, because we're here for you. We're here to help. And admire Kalinda for buying a sledgehammer and hiding an entire universe of accessories in her boobs.

20 May 2012

210 Avengers Assemble



We don't know if you guys noticed, but this movie about some dudes with superpowers came out and stuff recently, and there are at least one or two people on the internet who have some thoughts about it. Strap on your jet packs and double up on your popcorn and shawarma, /reporters, because at long last, Pru, MK, and special guest Merelyn talk Avengers, tempt fate with a discussion of Loki, and how if you're going to blow up New York, at least do it Midtown West, because nobody cares about that place. 

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6 May 2012

209 Gender AUs



Pru made the mistake of leaving MK alone with The Hoyden and Twentysomething this week with only the promise that they not make another episode entirely about Teen Wolf. So this episode is only half about Teen Wolf. The wolf pack talks gender AUs, SGA, Community, Teen Wolf, Legend of Korra, and loads more.