302 The Hobbit

Pack your bags, you perverts, we're going on an adventure. This week, /report scams people who actually have strong feelings about Tolkein into talking about The Hobbit in all its dwarfish splendor, what worked, what didn't work, how nauseated we variously got at the frame rate, and — most importantly — jokes about the inevitable Bilbo/Smaug that, like winter, is coming.

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301 What We Did on Our Winter Hiatus

Long time no see! /report is finally back with season three, and we're kicking off the whole thing with our report to you on what we did during our winter hiatus. We'll talk about the terrible dark fannish corners we discovered during our absence, some of the familiar places where we backslid, and touch on the movies we watched in between gorging ourselves on fic.

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What are you waiting for? Go grab the extra long first episode of season 3!